'I can't go home': Woman meets guy at a club, sleeps over and wakes up to his cat lovingly cuddling her face, now doesn't know how to leave because the cat has clearly chosen her

Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor

Apr 21, 2025 9:00 AM EDT

We always talk about how the cat distribution system can catch you at any time and any place. We've written stories about people who got randomly adopted by a kitten during a hike, just out of nowhere, as they were walking around. We've written about people who got adopted when a cat walked into your home one day, just like that, without any particular reason. Just last week, we wrote about a woman who got adopted by a cat at 2 AM, during a midnight picnic.

We always walk about how wholesome and heartwarming it is to get adopted by a cat via the CDS, how you're chosen and how you're going to love and be loved by this cat for the rest of their lives. What we don't mention is… just how inconvenient it can be. We don't mention it because we don't want to. Because the whole point is ignoring the inconvenience and adopting the cat anyway, because that's simply how it should be. But what if a cat chooses you during a random… sleepover that you have with a man that you met at a club? Inconvenient, yes, but… you were chosen, so what now?

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Look… we know that this was probably not your intention when you went home with this man after meeting him at the club, but we kind of think that you have to marry him now. That's the only right thing to do. The cat has clearly chosen you, and you cannot, under any circumstances, disappoint him.
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We are glad that the rest of the internet agrees with us. This is your cat and your home now, and you must stay there. Say whatever you will about going home with a man that you just met… if the cat chose you both, then we think you both are good people and that this would be a cute little story to tell your future adopted cats one day.
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